LMAO, He Said What Now?

Today I heard the funniest thing come out of a professor's mouth.  We're taking our heart rate in class, and this one guy has a fairly low resting heart rate.

So what does the professor do? 

He was about to ask the girl sitting next to the guy a question, but then he stopped himself halfway through and started chuckling.  Finally, after he gathered himself, he asked her if she could 'STIMULATE' the guy.

Gone Like The Wind

What a crazy and eventful summer it's been!

Richard, Portman, Me, and Greg at camp banquet

Quan and Greg taking a break from cleaning

our grill at Korean BBQ... look at all that meat!

The Erie Otters during training camp in Jamestown, New York

Leeann Tweeden... damn, she's NICE!

Fans Don't Know Shit

All I can say is that this year's starting lineups for the ASG are an absolute outrage.  First of all, the L really needs to reconsider online fan voting.  I don't think there's been a season since he's been in the League that Yao Ming has actually deserved to start.  And, what do you know?  His overrated Houston teammate is also starting for the West.  Fortunately (it's more like unfortunately for him), JO will be injured come All-Star Weekend.  Based on the first half of the season, I don't think he's played consistently enough to be a starter for the East.  Some may say that Shaq also doesn't deserve his spot, but at least he's accomplished HOF-type achievements.  With him, it's more like a lifetime achievement selection... so I'm willing to turn the other way on that one.  BUT, if my boy Chris Bosh is not selected as a reserve, you'll NEVER hear the end from me.  He's played too well this year to not be in Houston.

And, one final thought on the ASG. Hopefully this year's Dunk contest will be as hype as last year's was. I'm really pulling for Nate to shock the world, but it'll most definitely be tough with JSmooth defending his crown.

The New 4 Horsemen

Death To The Washing Machine!